Monday, 24 June 2013

Pre-Glastonbury Farewell


I'm going to Glastonbury in the morning, and will be partying down there for the next week. To show my remorse I have penned a farewell poem for you;

I'm going away
For a couple of days
To the best festival on the planet

But readers, don't slack
Because when I get back
I'll write a great blog all about it

I'm actually quite impressed with that! What a cracking note to end on.

Sunday, 23 June 2013

The Alchemist

Fancy going downtown to a swanky bar-come-laboratory? That's lucky, I've got just the place for you. It's called The Alchemist, there are 3 branches (two in Manchester and a new one in Leeds) and I love it.
 
 My favourite things about The Alchemist:
  1. The yummy cocktails
  2. The fun props they use to make them (such as tiny sieves and small stoves)
  3. The attractive bartenders
(Nb. Not in order of preference)
 
Cocktails start from about £6 and they are DIVINE. The extensive menu includes all the classics (Mr. Mojito and the like) as well as many new inventions. Put it this way, if someone demanded that I choose a television programme to represent The Alchemist it would be Pimp My Ride. The ingredients are exciting and unexpected - a handful of dried rosebuds, passion fruit, flames and even dry ice!
 
To be honest it is more like a bar-come-laboratory-come-theatre with all the drama and props. £6 for a personal show. I mean when you look at it like that, it's a bargain.
 
Scarlett's Do's & Don'ts (I'm trialling this format, let me know what you think)
 
Do use this 'funky hangout' for a fancy birthday drink. I would say that respite from a long, hard day of shopping is also a valid reason but I have a feeling dad would disagree.
 
Don't use it as a picnic venue. Extreme hunger forced me to run round the corner to Tesco Express for some Hula Hoops. Unfortunately Mr Alchemist (the manager's formal title, I believe) isn't okay with people eating crisps at the bar so learn from my mistakes and eat before you go/in their restaurant. 
 
If you're into researching you can look at the website (http://www.thealchemist.uk.com/). 
OR you could just take my word for it and go …
 
 
… (and order me a Peach Bellini as a thank you).




 

 

Saturday, 22 June 2013

The Rocky Horror Show


If you've never fantasised about a man in fishnet tights and high heels, you've obviously never been to see The Rocky Horror Show. Student loans tend to fund trips to the pub rather than trips to the theatre, but this was the best £27 I have spent all year. I also fell in love with Doctor Frank-n-Furter, and love is priceless. 

There are a lot of long-standing Rocky Horror fans out there (including myself, I've been to see it TWICE now), so to give you a little confidence boost on your first time I have compiled a short list of tips. Follow these 4 golden rules and you will look like a pro. 

  1. Take a newspaper. I'd advise something lightweight (maybe a supplement from the Sunday Times) rather than a heavy broadsheet. You have to hold it above your head to protect your hair from the 'rain' (imaginary, don't worry) during the song 'Damn It Janet'. The song goes on for a good 3/4 minutes so selecting a suitable paper will prevent arm ache and fatigue.
  2. Familiarise yourself with the Time Warp so that you can sing AND dance along enthusiastically. If you have trouble multi-tasking maybe have a quick practice in your lunch break (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rtkdo7bOmJc).
  3. OUTFITS OUTFITS OUTFITS. Personally, I like to go as stripped-down Janet in a white petticoat and bra because you stand out a bit from all the heels and corsets. Of course men have to wear fishnets, essentially because it is fun to point and laugh.
  4. Mastering audience participation. Every time the little narrator man says 'Janet' you have to shout 'slut'. It is imperative that one does not simply imagine that someone has said 'Janet'...people get upset if you randomly bellow SLUT. For this I can only blame the wine.

Click here to buy your tickets.
 
Go on, I dare you.