Pre-Glastonbury Farewell

I'm going to Glastonbury in the morning, and will be partying down there for the next week. To show my remorse I have penned a farewell poem for you;

I'm going away

For a couple of days

To the best festival on the planet

But readers, don't slack

Because when I get back

I'll write a great blog all about it

I'm actually quite impressed with that! What a cracking note to end on.